"...I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad."
Oh hello boys.
One Direction: This Is Us Premiere Behind the Scenes.
You see Harry is slightly freaking out, trying to look out of the window, zayn isn’t talking, and then you have louis and his gang of followers:
Louis: Two really unique sauces. Talk to me, two really unique sauces.
Liam: Erm, ranch. RANCH! RANCHH!
Louis: Worcester and Ranch. Zayn, Harry, your mission is to make sure you have to answer every single interview with ranch or- what’s the other one Niall? or Worcester. Ranch or Worcester sauce. I know neither of you are gonna do it […] but we are.
and then you hear zayn at the end
zayn: Every interview?
so yeah in conclusion it doesn’t matter if you are 30 seconds away from the premiere of your own highly anticipated documentary movie, if louis wants you to play a stupid game, you have no choice but to participate and that ladies and gents is why louis is king
OKAY BUT LOUIS TRYING TO GET THE BOYS TO PLAY GAMES IN ORDER TO MAKE THEM LESS NERVOUS IS THE #1 REASON I LOVE HIM BECAUSE HE WAS OBVIOUSLY NERVOUS TOO BUT REFUSED TO LET IT SHOW AND INSTEAD MADE UP A DUMB SAUCE GAME TO DISTRACT THEM ON THE CAR DRIVE OVER EVEN IF HE KNEW NO ONE WAS GOING TO DO IT AND THEY WERE ALL TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM TELLING HIM TO SHUT UP
THIS is the ONLY review of ONE DIRECTION’s new album Midnight Memories you will read before its release on November 25.
LOUIS TOMLINSON, ZAYN MALIK, LIAM PAYNE, HARRY STYLES and NIALL HORAN asked me to be the one journalist to listen to their new tunes.
And Midnight Memories doesn’t…